Now I've got the coolest ride
And threads by Christian Dior
My 'tude is ruff and tuff
Should have women by the score

And it's not right
I said that it's not right
I look for love but can't get it
Cause she prefers Stephen Hawking, over me

Well, she thinks that my jokes are funny
My Bush impression is, too
But now I come off as brainless
Next to his monster-sized I.Q.

And it's not right
I said that it's not right, baby
Well, she won't let me forget it
I'm way behind Stephen Hawking, mentally, yeah

[SOLO]

Now I don't talk like a robot
Or ride around in a chair
I don't have Coke bottle glasses
Or Macauley Culkin hair

I've lost the fight
I said yes, oh yes, I have lost the fight
I've really come to regret it
Not bein' like Stephen Hawking, totally

Have mercy