When you wake up in the morning where you collapsed in your bed
The first thing you do when you finally clear your head
Is hit that campaign trail, but ‘fore you meet the masses
And go and get yourself some seizure glasses
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah

Spied a little thing on a video one night
A spastic sort of shaking that didn’t look quite right
She said she overheated, she lies out her ass’s
'Cause what really tipped me off was her seizure glasses
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah

Now go out and get yourself designer frames
Add blue blocker lenses even though they’re kinda’ lame
Now the choice is up to you, you could level with the masses
Or go and get yourself some seizure glasses
Oh No, Oh No, Oh No