All Out Of bread
Ive give it some thought,and no more will I eat
Some cereal to start my day
its no longer cheap,and it tastes like old feet
it don’t keep the snacks at bay

I think a fried breakfast may clog up my heart
its bacon that i love the most
need something to eat, cant be nothing to big
So im guessing ill have some toast,lovely buttered toast

I'm all out of bread, Ive only got muffins
I popped to the shop, but they aint got nothing
I'm all out of bread, what the hell can i do?
I thought I had crusts , I looked everything had gone

Im watching tv now to distract the pain
the bride and groom just raised a toast
Itv talking toast,now the history of toast
Every damm channel toast toast toast

I run to my kitchen,and my cupboards are full
Of dozens of jars of spreads
I can look all I like but it don’t change the fact
I still haven’t any bread... any bread

I'm all out of bread, Ive only got muffins
I popped to the shop, but they aint got nothing
I'm all out of bread, what the hell can i do?
I thought I had crusts , I looked everything had gone

What are crumpets made of?
What are crumpets made of?
What are crumpets made of?
What are crumpets made of?

I'm all out of bread, found tortilla bread wraps
But Everything falls out -the bottom so there crap
I'm all out of bread, ive only got pitta
they turned up last week, left by our baby sitter

I'm all out of bread, Ive only got crumpets
They give me bad wind, and my arse plays a trumpet
I'm all out of bread,I may have ciabatta
But frankly my dear I don’t need to get fatter!

I'm all out of bread, got plenty of bagels
the centres a hole,butter drips on the table
I'm all out of bread, what am I gonna do?
I thought there was crusts , I looked everything had gone