-> "Lay Off Pastry (the Diabetic Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Hold on Loosely"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lay Off Pastry (the Diabetic Song)"
Parody Written by:
Seth D. Wind
The Lyrics
See it all around you
Good muffin gone bad
And usually it's too late, when you realize what you had
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
You're givin' a shot of insulin
A whole lotta painful prickin'
I'm so damn queasy
When blood sugar goes up
Hold on to your meter
You test it too much
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Don't let life slip away
Said I ate some food
Don't let coma set in -- no way
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That food all around you
Good muffin gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what you had
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Your givin' a shot of insulin
A whole lotta painful prickin'
So lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
If you drink some sweet tea, baby
You're gonna lose it
You're gonna lose -- your toes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
If you get a freakin' ulcer
You're gonna lose your toes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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