Song Parodies -> "Brawls in the Halls"

Original Song Title:

"Balls to the Wall"

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"Brawls in the Halls"

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The Lyrics

I remember those days in my twenties when I would play the loud head banging music my parents despised. (I actually listen to classical music a lot these days) Considering what Congress is up to these days (An obscene Farm Bill laden with subsidies and an Immigration bill that will do nothing to stop the influx of illegals), maybe it is time we bang on the halls of Congress until they hear us...if they ever do.... Republican'ts and DemonRats - what we actually have representing us in DC

Brawls in the Halls

(Sung to "Balls to the Wall" by Accept)

The Republican'ts in Congress
are up to compromise again...
The DemonRats are out of touch...
hopelessly insane...

The bastards have a farm bill!!
Cancer is all that it will grow...
Immigration miscegenation
will let more illegals in...HELL NO!!!

Watch the damned (It's our Republic!)
No more sequestration! (hey)
Do your goddamned jobs! (You work for us!)
Or we'll come to get you
And then there will be...

Brawls in the Halls, man
Scrawls on the Walls!
There will be brawls in the halls, man
Brawls in the hall - scrawls on the wall

They will fog your brains
and sacrifice you, too
Both sides are nearly the same
regarding the foul shit they'll do!

Until the tortured stand up tall
ballots shining like knives
They will disavow the thieves
and ruin their worthless lives!

What say ye now?! (It's OUR Republic!)
Time to break the chains (hey)
You will learnt o fear us! ( You work for us!)
We're coming to get you
And with the bills due...

Brawls in the Halls, man!
Scrawls on the Walls!
There will be brawls in the halls, man
Brawls in the hall - scrawls on the wall

Come on people, let's stand up all over the USA!
Let's light a fire under everyone's arse
If they intend todestroy our republic... we will fight them.,..

Build a wall with 100 years of lies...to protect us...
Make Wash DC scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory

We will overwhelm them! (It's OUR Republic!)
Time to take back what we gained! (hey)
And they won't stop us! (It's OUR Republic!)
We'll go and get them!
And then there will be.....

Brawls in the Halls, man!
Scrawls on the Walls!
There will be brawls in the halls, man
Brawls in the hall - scrawls on the wall

Brawls in the Halls, Man
Scrawls on the Walls!

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