-> "For Those About to Shart (We Shit On You)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"For Those About to Shart (We Shit On You)"
				Parody Written by: 
Jason McFarland
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			"For Those About To Shart (We Shit On You)"
 We run tonight to the restroom site
 Stand up and be counted for what you are about to release
 We are the dealers
 We'll squeeze out everything you need
 Hail hail to the wet times
 Cos crap has got the right of way
 We ain't no wipers ain't no cause
 We're just squirting for today
 For those about to shart, we shit on you (x2)
 We shart at dawn on the front line
 Like a fart right outta the blue
 My butt's alight from a burrito bite
 Pants will soil, no wipe tonight
 For those about to shart, we shit on you (x3)
 yes we do
 For those about to shart, we shit on you
 shit on
 It was an enema for hire with a soft-serve fire
 Ready and aimed at you
 Pick up your balls and load down your shorts
 For a twenty one shart shit on
 For those about to shart
 Fire
 We shit on you
 For those about to shart
 We shit on you
 For those about to shart
 Fire
 We shit on you
 Fire
 We-e-e salu-u-u-ute yooooou!
 We shit on you, c'mon
 For those about to shart, we shit on you (x4)
 Shart!, Shart! (x2)
 For those who give
 For those who take
 Those left high
 And those on the make
 We shit on you (x3)
 Fart!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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