-> "For Those About to Shart (We Shit On You)"
Original Song Title:
"For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)"
Parody Song Title:
"For Those About to Shart (We Shit On You)"
Parody Written by:
Jason McFarland
The Lyrics
"For Those About To Shart (We Shit On You)"
We run tonight to the restroom site
Stand up and be counted for what you are about to release
We are the dealers
We'll squeeze out everything you need
Hail hail to the wet times
Cos crap has got the right of way
We ain't no wipers ain't no cause
We're just squirting for today
For those about to shart, we shit on you (x2)
We shart at dawn on the front line
Like a fart right outta the blue
My butt's alight from a burrito bite
Pants will soil, no wipe tonight
For those about to shart, we shit on you (x3)
yes we do
For those about to shart, we shit on you
shit on
It was an enema for hire with a soft-serve fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load down your shorts
For a twenty one shart shit on
For those about to shart
Fire
We shit on you
For those about to shart
We shit on you
For those about to shart
Fire
We shit on you
Fire
We-e-e salu-u-u-ute yooooou!
We shit on you, c'mon
For those about to shart, we shit on you (x4)
Shart!, Shart! (x2)
For those who give
For those who take
Those left high
And those on the make
We shit on you (x3)
Fart!
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