Song Parodies -> "Had A Sext From Bae"

Original Song Title:

"Have A Drink On Me"

Original Performer:

"Had A Sext From Bae"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Free market cell phone apps are now changing social behaviour from below faster than any liberal university curriculum ever did from above. For starters - have you ever noticed how women are more and more using their smart phones as remote controls, and how that puts men on the receiving end of relations?

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

Snapchat makes her randy
With her phone she's getting handsy
I'm looking at the dateline
Distracted by her waistline
She's posing like in Playboy
And texting hints of bed joy

So I'm staring in the borough
At my display
Abetted by app tech
Thumbing lines away

I had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Had a sext from bae, my bae

From home

My missy keeps on texting
A sheila into sexting
My cue's not getting shorter
I think I need cold water
She's asking me for in-kind
With a selfie I'd get behind

So I'm rushing down the borough
Sexting my way
Ain't holding for a sec
Pushing folks away

Had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Had a sext from bae, my bae

I'm pwned!

Had a sext from bae
I had a sext from bae
I had a sext from bae

From home

Had med turn around
Had med homeward bound
Has me on a string
That is now her thing
Gonna pop the fly
Getting to my bae
Stomping in the hall
With blue balls

Had a sext from bae (Man, she has you played)
Had a sext from bae (She's your fifty shades)
I had a sext from bae (That is on display)

Had a sext from bae
Had a sext from bae
Had a sext
From
Bae

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Rob Arndt - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

555 snaps!

Peter Andersson - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks Rob. BTW - Just noticed a spelling error that got through twice; "had med" should be "had me".

Onslaught - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Good job on this one. 555

Matthias - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

I really really really hate the word Bae but I loved this parody!

Peter Andersson - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks Onslaught and Matthias. Agreed on the word for general use, not a pretty one - but since I learned the other day that it's OK to pronounce it like an intoned "babe" without the second "b" I've come to see its potential for us parody writers, it might be right up there with "ewe" for substitute usefulness. :-)

Rob Arndt - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Peter, I have the same problems with spelling due my over-zealous Spellchecker that is both intuitive and interpretive. The former is OK, but the latter is a nightmare when I write.

Peter Andersson - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

@ Rob. This one was probably all self-inflicted, I remember pondering if I could work in a line or two about taking Viagra or Cialis or any other kind of upper "med" on the way home in the song, not for those particular lines, but it probably came from that this time.

Rob Arndt - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Hey Peter, while I'm on your thread can you tell me about that Swedish Ghost Rider dude who rides at 186 mph or more in Uppsala? Has he been caught yet? I wrote a parody titled, "Ride on Me" about it, but you didn't comment...

Peter Andersson - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment

Never heard about him, didn't see the parody, I'm not on the site all days. Swedish traffic police generally don't persue speeders once they got their license plate number. With cameras everywhere and everyones adress being know it's safer for all three parties (the public included) to just pick them up later. Might dig for it tomorrow but I'm off to sleep now.

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