Song Parodies -> "Let Us Get The Rights To Your Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Let Me Put My Love Into You"

Original Performer:

"Let Us Get The Rights To Your Phone"

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The Lyrics

Today's special: A sponsored message from your friendly gover'munt surveillance authorities.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

Fuck your online free rights
They aren't a birthright
Except in theory

Cause we
We are empowered
Don't be dour
We want your mails to read

The whole population's
Net releases
Yes, even Hillary's

We're the gover'munt
We're protecting
Give us all your calls for free

What you're tweeting
Whom you chat
And the beatch that you're sexting at night

Let us get the rights to your phone, man
Let us watch your data online
Let us get in back through your apps, man
And we'll backup all of your life

It's a favour
From your masters
It'll keep our nation free

Crazy liberals
Their freewheeling
Will get our nation creamed

With their downloads
Way they talk
When they pornsurf with a-one hand at night, yeah

Let us pry around in all phones, man
Let us snatch your pics in real-time
Let us have your back in the bathroom
And we'll keep an eye on your wife

Come on!

Let us
Let us

Let us put a mike in your phone, man
Let us tap your keyboard, it's fine
Let us plant our cookies, come through, man
Let that human rights gab recline

Let us set it straight what you own, man
Don't you be a stubborn bovine
Let us put a spy in your phone, man

Listen up here you
Let us help you bro

From us - to you
Give it up!

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