-> "Black and Fat"
Original Song Title:
"Back in Black"
Parody Song Title:
"Black and Fat"
The Lyrics
Black and fat, I hit the snacks
Eat a footlong, love transfats
Eat a ham
Sippin' juice, ate a goose
That's why my gut's hangin' out
Got my hand in a pie, they say I'll die
I don't care, yes I'll have more fries
Food I Spy with my eyes
Eatin' burgers until the day I die
Cause I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black and fat
Well I'm black and fat
Yes I'm black and fat
Broke the seats in my Cadillac
Just swallow don't chew, a 60 oz Coke will do
Don't give a damn
Haven't seen my wang since MJ sang
Food I love cuz that's ma thang
Never tried the Nordic track and take the flack
I just keep addin' rolls of fat
Eat like a cow, like it that way
Go to the Big & Tall, don't know what I weigh
Cause I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black and fat
Well I'm black and fat
Yes I'm black and fat
Well I'm black, yes I'm black
Well I'm black, yes I'm black
Fat front-to-back
Well I'm black and fat
Yes I'm black and fat
Ho-Hos, yeah
Eggrolls, yeah
Even spam
Oh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Eatin' chow, chowin' down
Well I'm black, black
Black, (I'm black)
Black, (I'm black)
Black, (I'm black)
Black, (I'm black)
Black
Black and fat
Yes I'm black and fat
Someday a heart attack, but
I like greasy food alright...
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