Song Parodies -> "Shave Your Legs!"

Original Song Title:

"Shake a Leg"

Original Performer:

"Shave Your Legs!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I have a 'battle of the sexes' theory: It's your legs, when you turn over, that pull the covers off...

Snag your velcro legs on the sheet, on the sheet
Ooh, she's nickin' the duvet off o' me, off o' me
Fighting on the wrong side of the bed, of the bed (yeah)
Don't kick, don't fight, can't sleep at night

Go shave your legs!
shave your legs!
shave your legs!
shave 'em! (yeah)

Feeling all your stubble, surprise written over my face
Ladders in
your stockings
you can climb up, they're a damn disgrace
Don't say you didn't think,
when you shopped,
for your feminine care
Gotta razor for you, removes
unwanted leg hair

Go shave your legs! (shake my head)
Shave your legs! (wake the dead)
Shave your legs! (gettin' stuck in...)
Shave your legs! (shave your legs!) yeah

Magazines, sell dreams, hairy women use a mean machine
Crickets
tock-ticks,
rubbin' sticks, or your forestry?
Strike against the grain,
lights a match
& again, it's time
To stop your shreddin' of all this beddin' o' mine

Go shave your legs! (shake my head)
Shave your legs! (wake the dead)
Shave your legs! (gettin' stuck in...)
Shave your legs! (shave your legs, yeah) ...shave 'em!

Come on! (yeah)
Ow!

Snag your velcro legs on the sheet, on the sheet
Nickin' the duvet off o' me, off o' me (yeah)
Fighting on the wrong side of the bed, of the bed (yeah)
Wishin' & hopin' & dreamin' we can lose the hedgehog

Go shave your legs! (shake my head)
Shave your legs! (wake the dead)
Shave your legs! (gettin' stuck in...)
Shave your legs! (now, go shave your legs!)

Shave your legs! (shake my head)
Shave your legs! (wake the dead)
Shave your legs! (gettin' stuck in...)
Shave your legs! (shave your legs!)

Shave 'em! - ow!
OW!

(21.11.24) Van S A'Parody ...(Disclaimer: it's a comedy name only - I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended ...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) ...From 2018-22, the UK music buying public made their 5th consecutive Xmas #1 a parody 'artist' (a record that surpassed the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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