Song Parodies -> "Black In Back"

Original Song Title:

"Back In Black"

Original Performer:

"Black In Back"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Crapped my pants
Sh*t hit the fan
Ate too much, got the runs so I ran
I let loose
Blew some juice
Don't think you'll be hanging around
A**hole's a gaper
Blowing solid, liquid, and vapor
I'm looking down, there's no toilet paper
I crapped nine times, never wiped
From behind you'd never know that I'm white

Cuz I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm bla-a-a-a-ack, bla-a-a-a-ack
I'm black in back
Yes I'm black in back

Better go far
Something smells like tar
Ass looks like a fat kid's mouth after eating a Hershey's bar
Sh*t happens
So quit laughing
I'm proud of this one--gonna photograph it
I've got a rear condition
I'd be safe in prison
Nobody's gonna think of going in this bum
Don't look at me now, I'm so gassed and fudge-packed
My crack's a-smoking, and I'm a-smoking crack

And I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm bla-a-a-a-ack, bla-a-a-a-ack
I'm black in back
Yes I'm black in back

Well God damn
I filled the can
Don't try to flush it, man, the toilet's jammed
Can't you tell
I ate Taco Bell
Better run for the border cuz it smells like hell
Went to the store
Got some toilet paper and more
A power washer, yeah, this is war
NASA ground control, I've got a blackhole
I need some help, I wiped with 2 rolls

It's still black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm black
Yes I'm black
Well I'm bla-a-a-a-ack, bla-a-a-a-ack
I'm black in back
Yes I'm black in back

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Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Talk about "dirty deeds, done dirt cheap"! Five rolls of TP.

Huff - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Umm two things: The idea has been done before (by me) and Black In Back is a very uncreative title. Other than that, it was fine, but it seems to copy my version, entitled Shart (Crapped My Pants.) So if this were not the case you would have a 455. But sadly it is. My vote will be obvious to you.

Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Sounds like somebody left in a huff. Or maybe he left in a minute and a huff. (With dap to Groucho Marx.)

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment

On some level I'm actually kinda impressed, this has got to be the worst stinker that has ever been submitted for an SOTM round. You got some guts (or should that be bowel movements) to do so. Good luck, you'll need it. =8-()

Agrimorfee - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Funny, in an immature way. I would expect nothing less from an AC/DC song. :)

Cat - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Heh heh. Gleefully gross.

Adagio - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) ewww...gross

Max Power - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM)-*vomits* LOL

bobpiecheese - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) At first I thought it was about poo, but the title tells me otherwise. 'Black in Back' makes no sense as a sentence anyway.

Red Ant - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Well, gross but absolutely hilarious. I have the Live version of this song on AC/DC Live 2-disc set (great CDs) and it appears you made an extra verse at the end in place of the ad-libbed chorus repeats but it scans to the other verses and rhymes well so I think it is an improvement over The Original Song (TOS)

Oh, to double space you can use break tags in the comments field (that and bold is all the HTML that is allowed in comments). And agreed, Jar of Flies is a great CD.

Confission - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Th
anks

Matthias - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Another crappy parody, no offence Confission, but I hate those... But it was well paced, and the original song was amazing!

Matthias - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment

I didn't mean crappy parody as a bad parody, but crappy parody in the pun sence... Just to let you know...

Johnny D - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Gross yet relentless!

Phil Alexander - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Thought I'd commented on this one, too: this is kinda 144x gross... I thought my "Diarrhoea Streaming" was bad, but this is *much* more extreme.

wannabemustangjockey - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I guess it's Amiright custom for there to be at least one SOTM entry each month devoted to bodily function #2. Creative title; you had me fooled.

Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Interesting idea.

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