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Song Parodies -> "It's a Long Way To The Shop"
Original Song Title:
"It's A Long Way To The Top"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"It's a Long Way To The Shop"
Parody Written by:
Joseph
The Lyrics
Buyin' from the take'way
A Maccas up the road
Raiding all the partays
For a sausage roll
Eatin' crabs
Eatin' flesh
Eatin' fish eyes
With the bones
Eatin' cod
Eatin' Books
But I'll tell you folks
It's better when it's cooked
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
You think its easy eating boiled lamb?
Cos' I eat well done ram
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
Hotel, motel
Make the gourmet creams
Lady don't sell them
I'll blast off with baked beans
Eatin' mold
Eatin' hay
Eatin' sheep tongue
Monkey brains
A Pie sold!
For a grand!
Now I'm bankrupt
No money in my hand
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
So you wanna sausage roll and make me scream
When I'm in a rage I'm rough and mean
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
A Maccas up the road
Raiding all the partays
For a sausage roll
Eatin' crabs
Eatin' flesh
Eatin' fish eyes
With the bones
Eatin' cod
Eatin' Books
But I'll tell you folks
It's better when it's cooked
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
You think its easy eating boiled lamb?
Cos' I eat well done ram
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
Hotel, motel
Make the gourmet creams
Lady don't sell them
I'll blast off with baked beans
Eatin' mold
Eatin' hay
Eatin' sheep tongue
Monkey brains
A Pie sold!
For a grand!
Now I'm bankrupt
No money in my hand
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
So you wanna sausage roll and make me scream
When I'm in a rage I'm rough and mean
It's a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll
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Good, but I done one nearly the same as this back in August. It was called 'It's A Long Way To The Shop If You Want A Bacon Roll'.
Wow, I'm salivating with hunger here! I'd prefer my lamb roasted with mint jelly, though! Never a long way to give you 5's!
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