-> "Scams I've Delivered"
Original Song Title:
"Stand and Deliver!"
Parody Song Title:
"Scams I've Delivered"
The Lyrics
Scams I've delivered!
I'm a former general, deposed through insurrection
I've got enormous cash reserves my tax returns don't mention
Just help me shift these funds about with out a fed inspection
And I'll reward you handsomely with quite a healthy pension
Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife
I'll set you aquiver, o'er money or a wife
I'm a Russian beauty queen, exceptionally pretty
I'm looking for a shining knight to take me from this city
I'm free for any taker who's intelligent and witty
Just leaving me alone here would be such an awful pity
Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife
I'll set you aquiver, o'er money or a wife
And even if you think you're safe
Your cash will soon be mine, all mine
I'm your banking manager, your loan I've been approving
Just sign away your life today before the rates start moving
I'm the guy on auction sites whose wares you've been perusing
Throw your caution to the wind, and soon your card I'm using
Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife
I'll set you aquiver, o'er money or a wife
And even if you think you're safe
Your cash will soon be mine, all mine
Get diddley squat, squat, get diddley squat, squat
Get diddley squat, squat, get diddley squat, squat
Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife!
Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife!
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