-> "Jaywalkers"
Original Song Title:
"Walk This Way"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jaywalkers"
The Lyrics
Pedestrians always walking in the roads
Why can't they wait 'til the sign says go
Gotta jump in front of cars hopin' they don't get hit
So I have to change the way that I drive
Instead of watching for cars, now it's these people
The times I almost got into an accident
'Cause these people don't know how to walk or drive
At first I was getting pissed
Bump this!
Swirving and avoiding people walk in front of me
Music blasting from my speakers
Honking the horn loud as can be
They just ignore me as if they wanna die
Guess this person likes to play chicken
So I yelled at them and flicked them off
I don't need another ticket 'cause I already got two
I don't need my license taken away
Yes I'm sick of this
Jaywalkers (x8)
It's something just
Like this!
I could care less if they had the right away
Cruisin down the street people jumping in front of me
There was a mother and two kids who tried this on me
When I noticed they crossed in front of me
I had to slam the brakes, thanks for the A.B.S.
Came to a complete stop it was her I missed
Everyday I had to go through this same scenario
This is why I was getting pissed
Bump this!
Swirving and avoiding people walk in front of me
Music blasting from my speakers
Honking the horn loud as can be
They just ignore me as if they wanna die
Guess this person likes to play chicken
So I yelled at them and flicked them off
I don't need another ticket 'cause I already got two
I don't need my license taken away
I'm sick of this
Jaywalkers (x8)
It's something just
Like this!
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