Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Got A Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got A Gun"

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Original Performer:

"Cheney's Got A Gun"

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The Lyrics

It's been about a year since I've been on this site, and when I heard about Dick Cheney shooting a guy accidentally, I knew I had to make a parody with this song before someone else did. I kind of don't like the last verse, because I don't think that he did anything wrong (although my song says differently) but I wanted to get this out ASAP and I was out of ideas. I hope you guys like it.

Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun
Went huntin' for some fun
Reputation's undone

What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his pal, yes it's true...

They say when Cheney goes out huntin'
You try to stay the hell away...
But look out for what's comin' 'cause when Cheney's got a gun
He might hit you with his shotgun's spray...!

Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Everybody is on the run

Was the Vice Pres. high on glue?
What did Dick Cheney do?

He shot his friend, you know it's crazy
He hit him in the chest and head...
So don't get in the line of fire or else you may expire
The bastards lucky that he isn't dead...!

Shoot away...
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away...
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away...
Shoot away...
Shoot away...

Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Now everybody is on the run

What did Dick Cheney do?
There's something I have to tell you

His rep's said sorry for the whole mess
The G.O.P. walks out okay
Well that is horse shit friends, I profess "cause with guns they always say yes
But he'll go scotch free (unlike Delay...!)

Shoot away
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away
Shoot away
Shoot away

Cheney's got a gun...
Cheney's got a gun...
Cheney's got a gun...
Everybody is on the run...
Cheney's got a gun...
Guess who is safe? No one...
Everybody is on the run...
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun...
Guess who is safe? No one...
Everybody is on the one...
Cheney's got a gun...

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Steve K. - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

The commedians will have a field day with Chaney's target, since it sounds like the name of one of his predecessors. Jak sie mówi slowo "amiright" po polsku?

Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Pretty good for a quick write, Moose. Not LOL funny, but quirky and amusing. 555

Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

The most obvious title. But by no means the only one! Na zdrowie!

Mark Hoolihan - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

You probably were the first, many others have followed, Kudos on being an original!

Larry Hensley - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I haven't heard about all this, but this was funny anyway. 555s

Red Ant - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

What Kristof said.

Anon - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Look for Twisted Tunes for a better version. Spike sounds just like Steven Tyler. Better lyrics too.

Todd - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

It seems like good natured humor so I like the song but I don't know why everyone is so upset. Our last president shot off a round in the oval office and hit an intern. Everyone knows we protect our "shooters" at the top level of government. Ha ha

MooseFromPoland - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Hah, I cracked up when I saw that Clinton joke. Thx people for all the good votes and whatnot.

icecreamldy - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

I heard this on the radio today and thought it was great. Whoever is doing the singing, it is very very difficult to believe it isn't really aerosmith. Sounds just like them, however, dj said it wasn't. I thought it was well done and a great laugh for a friday afternoon to end my work week. Funny stuff with a great sound.

tsiundrpsr - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

that song was hilarious. its pretty hilarious that it happened too. it goes to show republicans will shoot before they look. hint hint WATCH YOUR BACK with them in other words

MooseFromPoland - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Whoah, 93 total votes! Thanks for all the good votes people! A bit dissapointed 'cause I didn't like this one half as much as my Hobbiton Pie (<---shameless promotion) which only has like, five votes as of now :-P

Alana - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment

It's excellent. It's based on a great song, and the second I heard about the shooting, I knew that somebody would come out with a parody to Aerosmith's song. I like it.

Shelby - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Haha. this song makes my heart pitter patter.

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