Stuck In A Elevator

Parody of Love In An Elevator by Aerosmith

Goin up stairs fo de boss man
Got a big meeting
I was up all night and tossin
They won’t start without me
But I know I should have looked
I felt like I was blind
Should have gotten my face out of the book
And read that stupid sign

Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go but I’m goin down
Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go up but still going down

I’m still in the elevator
I’m stuck on the second floor
They said we’re fixing the problem
Can you wait a little more
I hope we get unstuck
And I get out alive
They said you’d be out by three pm buddy
And I’ve been here since five

Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go but I’m goin down
Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go up but still going down
Stuck in a elevator
Want to go up but im going down
Want to go up
Elevator’s
Goin’ down

Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go but I’m goin down
Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go up but still going down

I’ve called the bell house hoppers
But they didn’t care
I should have listened to my friend parker
And taken a set of stairs
Gotta get to my meeting right
It’s my job that’s gotta last
I’ve got to get out of this place honey or he’ll
Fire my sassafrass


Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go but I’m goin down
Stuck in a elevator
Supposed to go up but still going down

No fair, no fair
Honey let me out now it ain’t fair
Stuck in a elevator
Should I go up but I’m goin down

No fair, no fair
Honey let me out now it ain’t fair
Stuck in a elevator
Should I go up but I’m goin down

No fair, no fair
Honey let me out now it ain’t fair
Stuck in a elevator
Should I go up but I’m goin down

No fair, no fair
Honey, let let let let let let, yeah
Stuck in a elevator
Please go up stop going down