-> "Tony's Gotta Pen"
Original Song Title:
"Janie's Got a Gun"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tony's Gotta Pen"
Parody Written by:
Cindy Tebo
The Lyrics
Oh, no, Tony, what have you done?
Oh no, no, it doesn’t sound like fun.
Oh no, Tony, Tony what have you done?
Oh no, no, it’s the sound ….
Tony’s gotta pen
Tony’s gotta pen
Lawmakers quizzin’ him
It’s clear, he don’t know nuthin’.
What did your friends do?
Tryin’ to pin the blame on you.
They say Tony won’t go to prison
‘Cause he’s at the beach yacht racin’.
He just had to get away.
Can’t fix that leak anyway.
The Gulf ain’t never gonna be the same.
Tony’s gotta pen.
Tony’s gotta pen.
Like he’s gonna do sumthin’.
Like stop the well from gushin’.
Tell us now the scoop.
You were outta the loop.
You didn’t know the rig was gonna blow.
You didn’t see those damn emails.
Maybe they’re still in your spam folder,
Or lost by your address blocker.
You know the devil’s in the details.
Sail away, sail away from the blame.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Sail away, sail away like it’s a game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Sail away, sail away, sail, sail away.
Tony’s gotta pen.
Tony’s gotta pen.
Wants his life back again,
Like all the other oilmen.
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