Song Parodies -> "Lengthy Lectures"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

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Original Performer:

"Lengthy Lectures"

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The Lyrics

Keeps yapping nonstop
His class is so boring
Teachin’ about glycol
He is such an oldster
In my chair… Slouch… Start to sleep
Wish I wasn’t sober it would put me at ease

Come serve me moonshine
I’m sick of Jane Goodall
And her monkey critters
Puts me in a coma
He says: “I’ll quiz you
So study!”
It’s too hard to review
Since it’s so dull to me!

Lengthy lecture!
Eyebrows
Start to sink

My education
In the campus classroom
It makes me so damn board
Since I am a slacker
He’ll print… sheets… out… that he’ll read
He’s so full of hot air you can feel a warm breeze

Boring lectures!
Three hours!
For degrees!

(Instrumental Break)

Room full of posters
Supply motivation
He has spent all quarter
Hearing all us whimper
He goes on and on and on again
With knowledge keeps talkin’
Turns out brains to debris

Lengthy lectures!
I scowl
Since I’m peeved

Lengthy Lectures!
Boring Lectures!
Classroom Lectures!
College Lectures!
Stupid Lectures!

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Matthias - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment

I really need to proof-read my stuff. Two typos in this: "Board" should have been "Bored" and "Turns out brains" should have been "Turns OUR brains"

Prof. Emeritius Peter Andersson - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment

And you'll probably get a C for not going with the Beatles' version and/or failing to explain why. Bad week at school, huh? ;-)

Old Man Ribber - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Matthias - This rings so true! I remember a droning professor whose favorite saying was "I will not be redundant, but I will say yet again that...". A memorable job, and the one case where it's good to be a snoozer! ;D

Matthias - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Peter: I originally had (originally by The Beatles) in the Author bar but Chucky for some unknown reason decided to change it. The reason I went with the Aerosmith version is because it was part of a project I was working on. An Aerosmith project.

Below Average Dave - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Oh, my lord, I can relate to this one--my microeconomics lecturer is so monotonous AND he drags things out unnecessarily. . .not to mention he looks so pale-like a vampire, but that's just being picky, 555

Ann Hammond - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Love this

Mark Scotti - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment

It was lengthy....on laughs!!! Goes well with: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/theromantics14.shtml

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