-> "Old Man"
Original Song Title:
"Angel"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Old Man"
The Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I Am Old, Yeah, I Don't Know If I Can Live This Way,
I Am Elder, And The Walking Is Too Hard For Me To Do.
I Want To Be Young,
Let's Go Back To The Young Ages,
Don't Make It One,
I'll Keep The Older Stages,
No One, No One,
I've Broken Bones, Can't Walk That Right.
[Chorus]
Eh, Eh, Eh, I'm An Old Man,
I've Been Thinking About Life.
I'm An Old Man,
Been Feeling All Right.
[Verse 2]
Don't Know Why I'm Sitting Here, On This Wheelchair That I Ride,
Yes, It's True. My Legs Can't Move From Side To Side.
Without My Wife, I'm Nothing But A Widow,
Without My Kids, I'm Nothing But An Oboe.
What Can I Do? I'm Gonna Die When I Go.
[Chorus]
Eh, Eh, Eh, I'm An Old Man,
I've Been Thinking About Life.
I'm An Old Man,
Been Feeling All Right.
[Bridge]
Please Salute Me At War,
Please Pray For Me At Church,
Pray For Me Everywhere,
I Can't Move When I'm Hurt,
Cause I'm Sleeping In Dirt,
Please, Please, Please.
[Chorus]
Help The Old Man,
He's Too Busy Standing Here.
Help The Old Man,
Cross This Street When Cars Steer.
I'm An Old Man,
Been Feeling All Right.
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life.
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