Dum,dum,dum, look at the size of your bum
Dum,dum,dum, lookin like she done ate Big Pun
Dum,dum,dum, look at the size of your bum
Dum,dum,dum gained some pounds

Janie weighs a ton
Janie weighs a ton
Pants always coming undone
Looks like 2 Rubens' in one
What did her daddy do
Why did he feed her so much food
They say that Janie gets so hungry that she may even eat a brain
Eats spam and eats some muffins
But now that Janie weighs a ton she ain't never gonna eat no grains

Janie weighs a ton
Janie weighs a ton
Her pants have come undone
If she farts then the ozone's done
Tell me that it's untrue
Did she laugh or did she moo
Her looks are pretty shady
And people say she ate a plane
Her smell will make you wonder if she's shaving with a plunger
Her parents must be so ashamed
Run away, run away and loose some weight yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah
Run away, run away loose some weight yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah
Run away, run away, run away

Janie weighs a ton
Janie weighs a ton
Her hotdog's without a bun
So everyone must run
Why did she eat that food
Her bathroom is now her pool
Now losing weight just ain't that easy Jenny Craig said she must be insane
She said that Slim Fast just don't please me
Single servings are a tease and her salads are never plain
Run away, run away and loose some weight yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah
Run away, run away loose some weight yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah
Run away, run away, run away

Janie weighs a ton
Janie weighs a ton
Janie weighs a ton
She eats and she's never done
Janie weighs a ton
Now Janie has got the runs
The worldwide flood's begun
Because Janie weighs a ton
Janie weighs a ton
She eats and she's never done
The cause for starving Africans
Starting worldwide famine