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Song Parodies -> "Cable"

Original Song Title:

"Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Cable"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"You'll be many things to many people... sometimes loved and respected. Other times feared and hated... almost always misunderstood. Someday, you'll be a cable that unites the past with the present and future - yesterday with today and tomorrow. You'll be all those things, Nathan Christopher... but know that you'll never be alone. Never."
A hero
Would not think so just based on the first sight
Faced with fear
Just like all the X-Men do, sad but true
Insanely buff, like some asshole cyborg Hulk
Did first show up in the nineties, that's right
Right on the dot, February 1990, tight

Nathan Summers, Cable
From the future, he'll fight
Call him Cable
Had a hell of a time

Cyclops and Jean's clone's kid, true
Hence the one red glowing eye
Think that's true
Could be the virus that's inside, yeah-ee-yeah
Sapping up all his telepathic power
Keeping control 'cause otherwise, he's boned
Goes both ways, true, you've seen the Phoenix up and blow

Nathan Summers, Cable
With big-ass guns, he'll fight
Call him Cable
Gonna fight his clone Stryfe
And his dumb helmet, yikes

Full of edge and hard grit, near-invisible eyes
Caked in pouches, wait, shit, did Liefeld make this guy?
Sure is his archetype, save me, save me

Nathan Summers, Cable
With mad violence, he'll fight
Call him Cable
Hate-loves that Deadpool guy
Call him Cable
From the future, he'll fight (Cable)
Call him Cable
The classic Dark Age type

Proof that lightning can strike
In a bottle once, right, even then, would not hype
Liefeld all that much, right, credit's for other guys

...those guys being Fabian Nicieza and Scott Lobdell. And probably tons of others but they got the ball rolling, which is more than can be said for Captain No-Feet.

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