Middle sister of three
From Hungary
That’s why her accent’s thick, yo
She made it to the big time
She’d always put on a show
With a funky little cameo (Jah!)
She was young, such beauty pure
Miss Hungary, that’s right she got
That award in ‘36
Finger snappin’, was no fix
And knew that she’d be hot
Immigratin’

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor has hit the town, uh oh!
Just flash those eyes
And give that smile
The more you do
The men will love your style

What’s in store, Zsa Zsa Gabor?

She said, “Babe you know
No regret to show
For having nine husbands
You know vith all my divorcing
I von a lot of dough in the settlement
Got me learning some good housekeeping
Now should I tell you the story
Of zhe special places Elke goes?
No, save zhat for another sunny day, dahling”

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in town, uh oh!
“Francesca’s rude
I don’t know vhy
Ve have such strife
It makes me vanna cry”

A life not poor, Zsa Zsa Gabor? (Zsa Zsa ! Zsa Zsa ! Zsa Zsa!…)

“Vell in ’89 it vas not fair
I got that rap you know
I slapped him zhere, my teeth were bared
Zhey lined me on ze wall!
Vas a clear case, lawyer’s bar
Zhey got me good to go
Never again will I drive into ze alley
Cop was tripping, he didn’t know his position”

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor sure gets around, uh oh!
“I’ve got star power
And I’m not veak
And nothing dear, can stop my golden streak…Ha ha ha ha!”

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Gabor sister in town, uh oh!
“My story’s true
Zhe time did fly
But I still live
Ze rumors all are lies”

Don’t play the clown, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in town, uh oh!
Time to get down, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in town, uh oh!
(You’re adored, Zsa Zsa Gabor!)
Queen wears here crown, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in town, uh oh!
(repeat to fade…)