Lost Emails
(As sung by IRS official Lois Lerner)

I realized the tea party cause to the IRS
Well it don't count for much
So I'm not letting through
Their tax exempt claim they applied for

So hide the truth if you feel you can
Bury the facts and I'll show you a plan
I figured it out
What I needed was someone to help me

You know we can fool them
We've been fooling them so long
It started so easy
We need to carry on

[Chorus:]
Lost Emails and I don't know how
Was I acting alone, did Obama obstruct?
But I'm pleading the fifth and eager to hide what you wanted

So hide the truth if you feel you can
Bury the facts and I'll show you a plan
I figured it out
What I needed was someone to help me

You know we can fool them
We've been fooling them so long
It started so easy
We need to carry on

[Chorus:]
Lost Emails and I don't know how
Was I acting alone, did Obama obstruct?
But I'm pleading the fifth and eager to hide what you wanted

You know we can fool them
We've been fooling them so long
It started so easy
We need to carry on

[Chorus:]
Lost Emails and I don't know how
Was I acting alone, did Obama obstruct?
But I'm pleading the fifth and eager to hide what you wanted

Now I've lost, lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
Now I've lost, lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
Lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
Lost emails, lost emails, lost emails