-> "All Out of Leave"
Original Song Title:
"All Out of Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All Out of Leave"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Hingle
The Lyrics
I’m accident-prone,
So I dread leaving home,
Risking anew getting hurt
With motorists who
Drive as bad as I do,
Too tense but not too alert.
If injured, I'd worry
That the file where I chart
The times my boss marks me "no-show”
Indicates I’ll exceed
My allowance of leave,
When my pay is already low,
Is already low.
[Chorus 1]
I'm all out of leave,
No longer allowed to
Take off when I like.
This leave plan is so wrong.
I’m all out of leave.
I wouldn’t know how to
Stay home and be paid,
Or make my funds last too long__.
I once chose to come back,
Instead of stay home,
To work after one sleepless night.
Not easy to do,
But I had to, I knew,
‘Cause my leave left was, oh, so slight.
And I’d better pray
Any colds I catch now
Don’t stay, ‘cause I must work on.
And, oh, by the way,
There’s no chance that I may
Store up leave that won’t be gone,
Ju-ly 1!
[Chorus 2]
I'm all out of leave,
No longer allowed to
Take off when I like.
This leave plan is so wrong.
I’m all out of leave.
I wouldn’t know how to
Stay home and be paid,
Before July 1 comes ‘long__.
[Bridge]
No__ cumulative leave is rough,
When fixed leave is not enough!
What were they thinking of,
Giving so few days off_______?!
[[Varied Choruses]
I'm all out of leave,
No longer allowed to
Take off when I like.
This leave plan is so wrong.
I’m all out of leave.
I wouldn’t know how to
Stay home and be paid,
Or make my funds go long.
I'm all out of leave,
No longer allowed to
Take off when I like,
With leave income flow strong!
I’m all out of leave.
I wouldn’t know how to
Stay home and be paid,
Or keep my debts low long!
I'm all out of leave,
No longer allowed to
Take off when I like.
This leave plan is so wrong!
I’m all out of leave.
I wouldn’t know how to
Stay home and be paid,
Before July 1 comes ‘long____!
[Coda]
I'm all out of leave,
No longer allowed to
Take off when I like.
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