Song, song of the Mouse,
Buyin’ studios that once stood stout.
Films, films all the same,
Reboots plenty are its middle name.

Superheroes here and superheroes there;
Ere long, you won’t find them anywhere
‘Cos everyone’s such, as Disney prophesied
In “The Incredibles” and other points of pride.

Song, song of the Mouse,
Changin’ classic films for the streaming crowd.
George, do you regret
J.J. Abrams cashing in your bet?

I thought the first shot was from Greedo’s gun,
But to my surprise (and everyone’s),
He didn’t shoot, but “Maclunkey” yelled
Before Han Solo’s rapid-fire hell.

Now that the sequel trilogy’s complete,
What more can they squeeze from Lucasfilm’s teats?
Could Jar Jar Binks get one of his own?
Meesa rather keep him in Episode I.

Song, song of the Mouse,
The Fox is surrounded by Disney’s hounds.
Where, where my shows gone
When I need $7 (1) to see what’s on?

(Ad lib any of the choruses and fade)