I'll tell you my story.
It's really quite scary.
I was abducted by Klingons,
who locked me away.
They gave me a choice.
A pill you must pick,
either the pink
or prepare to die.


Suddenly my bosom.
It began expanding quite nicely.
Then I wore makeup.
It wasn't pretend.
Suddenly my bottom.
It grew round and shapely.
Sweet scintillation,
a true diva was I.

The Klingons never
treated me kindly.
Had to do their dishes
and their laundry too!
I need a man,
and I'd follow Worf blindly.
He'd snap his fingers,
and I'd say, "sure."

Suddenly, womanhood.
Is overwhelming me.
I love to do makeup.
I love panties and bras.
Suddenly I'm tingly.
And I can't stop my giggling.
Sweet understanding.
I'm a hungry sex kitten.

Tell me this feeling
Will always mine.
Tell me the good times.
Are now, coming my way!
Please understand that
I find it quite strange
I'm no longer a guy, and
That's so hard to say.

Suddenly, feminine wiles
They purified me.
Suddenly, being a woman.
Showed me I can
learn how to be more!
The girl that's inside me.
With sweet understanding.
With sweet understanding.
With sweet understanding.
Hey, this could happen to you!

Kim.