-> "Vampire's Toy"
Original Song Title:
"Wind-up Toy"
Parody Song Title:
"Vampire's Toy"
Parody Written by:
fangbanger_uk
The Lyrics
Your mama don't know
your daddy thinks I'm fun
Run your fingers through my fur I'm your w w w w w wolf
Yes I'm Jacob Black I'm a heart attack
and my temper looses quick
If you're looking for a man who can kill all the vamps
I can certainly do the trick
If you ever see me phase then you better run away
cos there's vampires around to die
I've gotta kill the target dead before they've been fed
I'm under Sams control
Press my trigger I get bigger
and i grow a tail and a snout
I'm your wolf only your wolf
Stroke my muzzle snuggle and cuddle
tell me i'm the one
I'm your wolf only your wolf
I'm not Edward I'm a real stud
HHHOOOWWWLLL
Well I'm as hard as they come
I break fists for fun I'm an Edward hating boy
and i hate his little hoe she chose him not me you kno
and it really pissed me off
If someone's giving you trouble
I'll be there obn the double
and I'm going to bring the pack
He'll regret it when he sees me
and he'll start to feel queasy
and then he'll shit his pants
Squeeze me tighter I'm your fighter
I'm no Edward I'm a real stud
HHHOOOWWWLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
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