-> "I’m Eighteen (I Know Everything)"
Original Song Title:
"I’m Eighteen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I’m Eighteen (I Know Everything)"
Parody Written by:
JuiceAndTeas
The Lyrics
Stalk you on your Instagram page
Troll you from college safe space
I'm in the middle don’t need your plans
Don’t call me woman or a man
I'm eighteen
And I know just everything
Eighteen
I just know way more than you
Eighteen
I gotta prove myself
I gotta get into your face
I'll go runnin' my Facebook page
Oh yeah
I got a
Big ego and rip out your heart
Been trollin’ for years you old fart
I always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like you’re livin' in your middle-aged doubt
'Cause I'm
Eighteen
Don’t get confused any day
Eighteen
You best respect what I say
Eighteen
I’ll get up in your face
Comment on your dumb Instagram
Snapchat when I’m standing in line
I'm in the middle
The middle of texts
Gonna drive Mom’s minivan
I'm eighteen and I’ll Tweet it
Yes post it
Oh I’ll troll you
This’s lit
Get lit
Hate you
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen and I like ... know way more than you, know better than you, don’t need your advice, take yoself outta my face, quit honking I’m Snapchatting and Tweeting and trolling Facebook and posting 1-star Yelp reviews ‘cause I can’t post ZERO stars, and ordering an Uber but cancel because Lyft is cheaper and I hate all your photos ‘cause you suck and I’ll complain to Facebook and have you put in Facebook jail and now I’ll post on reddit how stupid your face is and then go cry about how much my life sucks on tumblr...
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