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Song Parodies -> "Red Velvet"
Original Song Title:
"Black Velvet"
Original Performer:
Allanah Myles
Parody Song Title:
"Red Velvet"
Parody Written by:
Peter Matthew Sabia
The Lyrics
I wrote this for a friend of mine who loves red velvet cake.
Red Velvet
Had a craving for somethin’ sweet and just right
So I got dressed and climbed into my car
Since I knew Ralph’s was opened until midnight
I’d make it because the drive wasn't that far
When I walked in, I couldn’t hide, my silly grin
Oh what a find, half a cake for a buck ninety-nine
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Red velvet drives my taste buds wild
A new recipe flavorful and decadent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
So I grabbed one and checked the expiration date
May 2nd sure seemed alright to me
Standing in line my mind was calculating
Just how large my slice was gonna be
After I paid, I just knew, I had it made
In twenty minutes flat, I would be home like that
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Especially when it has been awhile
I’ve got to say that was money well spent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
Every bite that I took was a dream come true
I finished that cake in about an hour or two
That’s nothin’ new
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Red velvet drives my taste buds wild
A new recipe flavorful and decadent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Especially when it has been awhile
I’ve got to say that was money well spent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
It’s Heaven sent …
It’s Heaven sent ...
It’s Heaven sent ...
Had a craving for somethin’ sweet and just right
So I got dressed and climbed into my car
Since I knew Ralph’s was opened until midnight
I’d make it because the drive wasn't that far
When I walked in, I couldn’t hide, my silly grin
Oh what a find, half a cake for a buck ninety-nine
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Red velvet drives my taste buds wild
A new recipe flavorful and decadent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
So I grabbed one and checked the expiration date
May 2nd sure seemed alright to me
Standing in line my mind was calculating
Just how large my slice was gonna be
After I paid, I just knew, I had it made
In twenty minutes flat, I would be home like that
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Especially when it has been awhile
I’ve got to say that was money well spent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
Every bite that I took was a dream come true
I finished that cake in about an hour or two
That’s nothin’ new
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Red velvet drives my taste buds wild
A new recipe flavorful and decadent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
Red velvet makes this old man smile
Especially when it has been awhile
I’ve got to say that was money well spent
Red velvet’s Heaven sent
It’s Heaven sent …
It’s Heaven sent ...
It’s Heaven sent ...
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