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Song Parodies -> "So Practical Today"
Original Song Title:
"Thy Word"
Original Performer:
Amy Grant
Parody Song Title:
"So Practical Today"
Parody Written by:
Mark Henninger
The Lyrics
So Practical Today
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
When I talk in school
The kids don’t think I’m cool.
So, my words deny Thee.
Oh, I love my cell.
My party line was hell.
Please don’t be untimely.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
I am not a freak
Nor speaketh like a geek,
Please give me some enlightening.
Please Thou be my guide
Thy word not put aside.
Guide me all the day.
Not my will doth I pray.
So more like Thou I will become.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Nothing shalt I fear
As long as Thou art near;
Be Thou near me to the end.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
You’re so practical today.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
When I talk in school
The kids don’t think I’m cool.
So, my words deny Thee.
Oh, I love my cell.
My party line was hell.
Please don’t be untimely.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
I am not a freak
Nor speaketh like a geek,
Please give me some enlightening.
Please Thou be my guide
Thy word not put aside.
Guide me all the day.
Not my will doth I pray.
So more like Thou I will become.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Nothing shalt I fear
As long as Thou art near;
Be Thou near me to the end.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Thy word is so practical today
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
Not a thorn unto my tongue.
You’re so practical today.
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