-> "Master of the Force"
Original Song Title:
"Master of the House"
Parody Song Title:
"Master of the Force"
The Lyrics
(Vader):
Welcome to you
Commander, please
Stop with the welcome,
get off your knees.
He's on his way
Be on your toes
He who once wore
a Senator's robes.
No-one else but me
had the chance to see
much less could ever guess
he'd profess to be...
Master of the Force
Keeper of the Sith
Definately not a man to trifle with!
Ruler of at least
Twenty thousand worlds
Isn't he a hit with all the boys and girls!
Everyone you know reveres him
Every poster has his face,
I think you need a hand, Commander, cause he's coming to this place!
Master of the Force
Leader of the troops
keeps the common people under armoured boots
Given in to hate
Never has a heart
Got a little palace we call Coruscant.
He's the one and only Emperor
He's the one who can't be beat
Because he makes me kneel, I feel you'd better get this thing complete!
(Stormtroopers):
Master of the Force
Does things on the sly
Never caught the eye of all the dead Jedi
Built a war machine
Alderaan's destroyed
If it wasn't for him we'd be unemployed!
Doesn't even need protection
We don't have to guard the throne
(Jerjerrod):
If you try to blast the
master, you'll be sizzled to the bone!
(Vader):
What's that you say?
You need more men?
Don't mention personal
matters again.
Get this thing built
Push everyone
Double your efforts,
start with the gun.
Once more we can blow
Planets into scrap
And then it will be time
For a clever trap...
Rebels hit and fade
So they can't be beat
'Cause they're scattered round and spreading out the fleet
But we'd kill em quick
If we saw their face
So we've got a plan to get them in one place
If they think they see a weakness
They will think their time's arrived
And once they've made the trip, our ships will come and hit them from behind!
Think they'll infiltrate?
Let 'em come and try
Nobody can get in here without a TIE.
Troopers on the ground
Speeders in the air
Nothing on the moon except the teddy bears
Nobody can touch the Empire
What a brilliant master plan
And it's all because, the
master of the Force, of
course, is such a knowledgeable man!
(Stormtroopers):
Master of the Force
On the Darker Side
Doesn't need a cook to get his breakfast fried!
If he comes to you
Listen for the sound
Eerie choir music follows him around!
We know he can crush rebellion
We know he inspires fear
(Jerjerrod):
What a subjugator, Vader, and you say he's coming here?
(Vader):
I used to dream
A Jedi I became
But now I serve this man
and with a different name...
Master of the Force
Known him since Naboo
No-one else I have to give allegiance to!
Ever by his side
That is where I stand
Guess that I'm his artifical-right-hand man!
What a cruel and twisted genius
Ruling us with no remorse
What a brilliant mind, behind our clever Master of the Force!
(Stormtroopers):
Master of the Force!
(Vader):
Of the Darker Side!
(Stormtroopers):
Expert motivator-
(Jerjerrod):
-I'M terrified!
(Stormtroopers):
Never can forgive
Doesn't cut you slack
(Vader):
Got my fashion style- all his wardrobe's black!
(Stormtroopers):
Everybody hail the Emperor
Everybody give applause
(Vader):
To the one who's coming past!
(Jerjerrod):
Better build the station fast!
(All):
Everybody raise a blaster for the MASTER OF THE FORCE!
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