-> "Compulsion"
Original Song Title:
"Obsession"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Compulsion"
The Lyrics
I have a compulsion
For parodies
Some fear with revulsion
Unopened on their screen
There's no malice
Just frivolity
But still
I will
Not
Pre--censor me
You will laugh too
Yes, you will laugh too
You will smile today
And you will lauuugh--too
At the goofy lines
And all the goofy rhymes
That will infect you
En-rapture you
This is a compulsion
It's my compulsion
Crude dude who flaunts parody
To make you squeak with glee
This is a compulsion
It's my compulsion
Lewd rude new raunch-parodies, to make prudes scream at me!
I write to
Excite you
All day and all night
I write to
Incite you
By pun or scandal-light
You chor-tle
You want to heave
Hey ---
Ohhh, there's more schmaltz up my sleeve!
My pacing's weird again
I see its goofy glare
Though I seem lamer ---
--- flamers beware!
Some quirky rants,
From my flaky dreams ---
"The Erection----------of Ed-mund-Fitz-G"
This is a compulsion
It's my compulsion
Lewd dude'll launch parodies
To make prudes peed at me
This is a compulsion
It's my compulsion
Who wouldn't want parody, to make 'em squeak with glee?
( --- electronically compulsive instrumental --- )
This parody
Explains the madness
Inside my mental
Bagpipes of plaidness
My need to impress you
Has consumed my bowel
My wife is smirking
She's my "Simon Cowell"
You will laugh too
Yes, you will laugh too
You will smile today
And you will lauuugh--too
At the goofy lines
And all the goofy rhymes
That will infect you
En-rapture you
This is a compulsion!
It's OUR compulsion!
We read and write parodies,
That make 'em squeak with glee!
This is a compulsion!
It's OUR compulsion!
To spoof a song stupidly -- to make 'em weep with glee!
This is a compulsion!
It's OUR compulsion!
We need to write parodies,
So readers squeak with glee!
This is a compulsion!
It's OUR compulsion!
We spoof a song stupidly -- our readers weep with glee!
This is a compulsion!
It's OUR compulsion!
We read and write parodies,
That make 'em squeak with glee!
This is a compulsion!
It's OUR compulsion!
To spoof a song stupidly -- to make 'em weep with glee!
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 4.4 | |
How Funny: | 4.2 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.2 | |
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Total Votes: | 10 |
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