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Song Parodies -> "Hopeless Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Barbie Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aqua
Parody Song Title:
"Hopeless Girl"
Parody Written by:
Alice
The Lyrics
PG= Popular GirlsG= Girl
PG: Hi, loser
G: Hi, girls!
PG: Want to go for a ride?
G: Sure girls!
PG: Just kidding!
G: I'm a hopeless girl, in a hopeless world
I fall all over, time someone took over!
You can't brush my hair! It's knotted everywhere
A brush can't take it, why should I make it?
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
G: I trip and I fall, it's embarising me
I can't sing, I can't dance, it's not dandy!
PG: She's so weird, she's so NOT
It almost makes me sad
But just watching her fall
Just really makes me glad!
G: They can laugh, they can tease
But I know, I'm always hopeless
Boo Hoo
G: I'm a hopeless girl, in a hopeless world
I fall all over, time someone took over
I can't brush my hair, it's knotted everywhere
A brush can't take it, why should I make it?
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
G: Oh, I'm just so hopeless!
PG: Well loser, we're just getting started
G: Oh, just f*** off girls!
G: Hi, girls!
PG: Want to go for a ride?
G: Sure girls!
PG: Just kidding!
G: I'm a hopeless girl, in a hopeless world
I fall all over, time someone took over!
You can't brush my hair! It's knotted everywhere
A brush can't take it, why should I make it?
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
G: I trip and I fall, it's embarising me
I can't sing, I can't dance, it's not dandy!
PG: She's so weird, she's so NOT
It almost makes me sad
But just watching her fall
Just really makes me glad!
G: They can laugh, they can tease
But I know, I'm always hopeless
Boo Hoo
G: I'm a hopeless girl, in a hopeless world
I fall all over, time someone took over
I can't brush my hair, it's knotted everywhere
A brush can't take it, why should I make it?
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: I know I am
PG: You're so hopeless, so very hopeless
G: Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo!
G: Oh, I'm just so hopeless!
PG: Well loser, we're just getting started
G: Oh, just f*** off girls!
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