Well I was driving down I-101 the other night
Some waste of bungwipe nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

Were you born a retard?
Or did you work it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a retard tonight

Yes you're a R-E-T-A-R-D-O
And don't you try to blame the big-O
You deserve all the credit
You're a retard tonight

You were a retard yesterday
You're a retard tonight
And I've got a feeling
You'll be a retard the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talking to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were a retard
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are retards
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got a retard for a wife

Were you born a retard?
Or did you work it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an reeeee...tard tonight