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Song Parodies -> "Iraq"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
(MP3)Original Performer:
B-52's
Parody Song Title:
"Iraq"
Parody Written by:
Jared Lerner
The Lyrics
Booyah!
If you see this big fat bum, with a hairy moustache,
Then you're in the heart of...IRAQ! Iraq, yeah, yeah...
I'm marching through the Syrian Desert, looking for the Bayji rest stop,
Heading for the Bayji Rest Stop
I got me a jeep, it drives like shit on sand, but I'm headin' on down to Iraq
We failed our mission in ole Vietnam,
But now we'll kick the shit out of Saddam.
Oh Iraq, is a little old place where...the weapons are obscured
Iraq baby, Iraq baby
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
UN says...NO...stay away yo, they'll just "check up" in Iraq
We'll we've got the pics, so step back Hans Blix,
You're a senile old man; the US has a plan.
Battle up in Baghdad,
Battle up in Al Kut,
Battle up in Mosul,
Sorry you're out of luck.
Oh Iraq, is a little old place where...the weapons are obscured
Iraq baby, Iraq baby!
Iraq, you don't know jack, Iraq, guess what? WE'RE BACK!
Bombin' and a shootin', handlin' the masses, lots of thanks to France for,
Sitting back on their asses.
Then Saddam squeals! Then Saddam squeals!
Then Saddam squeals when his presidency
Has gone down, has gone down, has gone down, has gone down!
Everybody's groovin', world peace is improvin' baby
Folks starting to take Saddam posters down.
Everybody's groovin', world peace is improvin' baby
Up here in Iraq! Up here in Iraq!
Hop on my jeep yo, this 4-by-4 can't fail; once again we prevail.
We failed our mission in ole Vietnam,
But now we'll kick the shit out of Saddam.
Oh Iraq, is a little old place where...the weapons are obscured
Iraq baby, Iraq baby!
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Cheer a little louder liberals!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Bill Tong I can't hear you!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Cheer a little louder Chucky!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Still can't hear ya Bill!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. (Clap a little harder!)
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby.
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more baby)
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more)
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more baby)
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more)
Say what?...Tong, you're busted!
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
A lot of mud up in Iraq.
Then you're in the heart of...IRAQ! Iraq, yeah, yeah...
I'm marching through the Syrian Desert, looking for the Bayji rest stop,
Heading for the Bayji Rest Stop
I got me a jeep, it drives like shit on sand, but I'm headin' on down to Iraq
We failed our mission in ole Vietnam,
But now we'll kick the shit out of Saddam.
Oh Iraq, is a little old place where...the weapons are obscured
Iraq baby, Iraq baby
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
UN says...NO...stay away yo, they'll just "check up" in Iraq
We'll we've got the pics, so step back Hans Blix,
You're a senile old man; the US has a plan.
Battle up in Baghdad,
Battle up in Al Kut,
Battle up in Mosul,
Sorry you're out of luck.
Oh Iraq, is a little old place where...the weapons are obscured
Iraq baby, Iraq baby!
Iraq, you don't know jack, Iraq, guess what? WE'RE BACK!
Bombin' and a shootin', handlin' the masses, lots of thanks to France for,
Sitting back on their asses.
Then Saddam squeals! Then Saddam squeals!
Then Saddam squeals when his presidency
Has gone down, has gone down, has gone down, has gone down!
Everybody's groovin', world peace is improvin' baby
Folks starting to take Saddam posters down.
Everybody's groovin', world peace is improvin' baby
Up here in Iraq! Up here in Iraq!
Hop on my jeep yo, this 4-by-4 can't fail; once again we prevail.
We failed our mission in ole Vietnam,
But now we'll kick the shit out of Saddam.
Oh Iraq, is a little old place where...the weapons are obscured
Iraq baby, Iraq baby!
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Cheer a little louder liberals!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Bill Tong I can't hear you!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Cheer a little louder Chucky!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. Still can't hear ya Bill!
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby. (Clap a little harder!)
Bling-bling, bling, Bush succeeds baby.
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more baby)
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more)
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more baby)
Bling-Bling! (Bomb some more)
Say what?...Tong, you're busted!
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
Iraq, baby Iraq, Iraq, baby Iraq
A lot of mud up in Iraq.
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LOL! I especially liked the mention of Bill Tong.
Parody...good...Supporting Bush...baaaaaaaad...but I didn't hold it against the parody. 4-4-4.
I pissed myself laughing, when I read the beggining of the Parady. Great work Jared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!! That was great! 555
PSST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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