Mommy, when I ate your cooking,
I'de rather eat a dove,
Daddy, mommy can't make easy mac
So let's eat some Mud,
If she cooked an egg omlet,
It have yesterday's,
Thrownout eggshells outside the center,
and be cooked in an easy-bake.

Just like eatin'
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves and glue

I always, go to McDonalds,
Where theres no doves,
Money is not a problem,
When we eat out,
Cuz' we don't call poison control,
When we eat out we don't go blue,
and start dyin'

Just like eatin'
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves and glue

And I live on my own I eat pork 'n' beans
Not of yesterday
I wouldn't care for mom's cooking
if I weren't gay

Just like eatin'
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves
Just like eatin' gloves and glue