Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Skunk, I'm A Squirrel!"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Conquer the World"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Not A Skunk, I'm A Squirrel!"

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The Lyrics

You feed the chipmunks when your hand is full of peanuts,
But when you run away from me, well it drives me nuts
Your sister feeds the groundhogs without hesitation,
Your brother knows the woods but none of god's creations.

I may be fat but I am not another species.
Is it my problem if you think I smell like feces?
Hey mother teach your kids there's fur of different colors
You shouldn't label me as different from the others

And I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel,
You're such an idiot, go back to kindergarten
Don't run away from me, I don't smell like a toilet
I'm just a giant squirrel so give me some peanuts
I'm a hungry hungry guy
Oh my God you must be joking!

Put down that baseball bat with your cowardly frustrations,
Did I make your children cry with your wild imagination?
Hey little Johnny, go and get an education,
How would you feel if you were in my situation?

And I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel,
You're such an idiot, go back to kindergarten
Don't run away from me, I don't smell like a toilet
I'm just a giant squirrel so give me some peanuts
I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel,
Get some sunflower seeds and feed me through your children,
Do I not look like a chipmunk with my poofy tail?
You'll have peaceful kids and I'll have some acorns,
I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel,
I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel,
I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel,
I'm not a skunk, I'm a squirrel!

jonny_marko@hotmail.com

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Royce Miller - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Okay--I'm not familiar with the original song, so I am going only on your lyrics only-- I think you have a pretty good idea here--very interesting, I especially like the line about "fur of different colors"-- I was intrigued by this. Can't say that about alot of stuff I read.

Royce Miller - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment

P.S. Congratulations on writing 100 parodies.

Aaerni - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment

You're not really a skunk OR a squirrel, are you?

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