-> "Oil Flow"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Oil Flow"
The Lyrics
New Orleans, Biloxi, the whole coast is toxic
From the Delta, Mobile Bay, white beaches turning gray
Port Sulphur, Port Saint Joe, no place this spill can’t go
Havana
Off the Florida Keys
In the Gulf of Mexico
That's where the oil flows, to the frustration of all
Bodies floating by
Dolphins and birds, fish and octopi
They’re all covered in oil
And it’s obvious that they’ll all die
In BP’s oil flow
New Orleans, Biloxi, the whole coast is toxic
From the Delta, Mobile Bay, white beaches turning gray
Port Sulphur, Port Saint Joe, no place this spill can’t go
Everything is dying in BP’s oil flow
It pours out fast
From way deep down below
What we all wanna know
Is when they’ll stop the flow
To Tampa Bay, how much will BP pay?
They’ve defiled the sea
It’s filling up with Texas Tea
‘Cause they tried to get by, with little care for saf-e-ty
BP’s CEO
Says this has caused him woe
“I’d like my life back.” He cried
Nice after eleven men had died
When BP’s rig did blow
New Orleans, Biloxi, the whole coast is toxic
From the Delta, Mobile Bay, white beaches turning gray
Port Sulphur, Port Saint Joe, no place this spill can’t go
Everything is dying in BP’s oil flow
It pours out fast
From way deep down below
What we all wanna know
Is when they’ll stop the flow
Miami Beach, how far can this spill reach?
Everybody knows
How rich must be their CEO
He’s just rolling in dough
And he’d like to keep it all
Despite the oil flow
New Orleans, Biloxi, the whole coast is toxic
From the Delta, Mobile Bay, white beaches turning gray
Port Sulphur, Port Saint Joe, no place this spill can’t go
Everything is dying in BP’s oil flow
It pours out fast
From way deep down below
What we all wanna know
Is when they’ll stop the flow
New Orleans, Biloxi, the whole coast is toxic
From the Delta, Mobile Bay, white beaches turning gray
Port Sulphur, Port Saint Joe, no place this spill can’t go
Everything is dying in BP’s oil flow
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