Gondor, Harondor, come on babe, let's wander to
Mordor, or Moria, I don't want to bore ya
Rohan, and Mirkwood hey, I'm sure that we could,
Anorien

Off the sailor's charts,
There's a land called Middle Earth
Not where you wanna go to get away from it all

Dead bodies in the sand
Mercenaries are in demand
Best to run for cover,
To the shelter of the forest land.
Down in Middle Earth

Hobbiton, The Shire, baby, I'm no liar,
Fangorn, Orodruin, I know what I'm doin'.
Isengard, Rivendell, sell the house, we'll go dwell...

Down in Middle Earth,
A land of feasting and boundless mirth,
That's where we ought to berth,
Way down in Middle Earth.

To Minas Tirith, that Manmade monolith,

I just cannot see,
The logic of geneology,
They've got monster's here, that defy all heredity.

By campfire light,
We'll discuss the world's plight.
We'll avoid the gaze of Sauron's eye
Blazing way up in the sky,
Way down in Middle Earth.

Dunland, Enedwaith, watch out for that ring wraith,
Harlindon, Forlindon, come on now I see Sean
Aston and Orlando, baby why don't we go

Down in Middle Earth
A land of feasting and boundless mirth,
That's where we ought to berth,
Way down in Middle Earth

Minas Morgul, The home of the Nazgul.

Everybody knows
A little man with furry toes
Is an unlikely hero,
But don't let that give the wrong impression, no.
You gotta trust Frodo.

Wilderland, Loth L'orien, half-lings, dwarves, elves, orcs, men
There's Dragons, and Gollum, *or Sméagol, you could call him.
Tharbad, Minhiriath, we could take a mud bath,

Down in Middle Earth,
A land of feasting and boundless mirth,
That's where we ought to berth,
Way down in Middle Earth

Iron Hills, the Rhun sea, baby come with me,
To Bree and Evendim, Maybe bring your friend Jim,
Near Harad, Far Harad, Haradwaith and Nurn,
Ooo I want to take you down to Middle Earth