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Song Parodies -> "White Out"
Original Song Title:
"Wipeout"
Original Performer:
Beach Boys/Fat Boys
Parody Song Title:
"White Out"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out
Hey! Don't blob out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out white out...
Before tenth grade we crossed out mistakes
If you blobbed out, your grade wasn't at stake
But now Mrs. Seidel says her eyes need rest
So you get a zero if your paper's a mess!
Eraser-mates smudge, pencils are not allowed
So we'll try a new product, called White out!
Well, I looked at my Chem lab, and I let out a scream!
There were blobs galore, I had to make it look clean
There were smudges, and smears and crosed-out stuff
I thought, "There's no way I'll pass this one!"
When I was through, I let out a shout
The paper was neat be-cause...of White out!
The late bell rang and the test began
Teach said, "If I cannot read it you will fail it my man!"
This was hardly a shock for an honors class
We knew Liquid Paper was the way to pass!
We turned in our tests, and let out a shout
We all got A plusses thanks to-- our Whiteout!
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)...
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out
Hey! Don't blob out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out white out...
Before tenth grade we crossed out mistakes
If you blobbed out, your grade wasn't at stake
But now Mrs. Seidel says her eyes need rest
So you get a zero if your paper's a mess!
Eraser-mates smudge, pencils are not allowed
So we'll try a new product, called White out!
Well, I looked at my Chem lab, and I let out a scream!
There were blobs galore, I had to make it look clean
There were smudges, and smears and crosed-out stuff
I thought, "There's no way I'll pass this one!"
When I was through, I let out a shout
The paper was neat be-cause...of White out!
The late bell rang and the test began
Teach said, "If I cannot read it you will fail it my man!"
This was hardly a shock for an honors class
We knew Liquid Paper was the way to pass!
We turned in our tests, and let out a shout
We all got A plusses thanks to-- our Whiteout!
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)...
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(school) Don't use white-out very often. I'm more of a pencil person.
(School) Ahh, whiteout. Twice the high that you get from a rubber without the tedious rubbing! (Oh right... 'eraser'.) Gweat whiting.
(School) Didn't the guy from the Monkees' mom invent whiteout? No matter. 5s!
(school) How dare you bring back one of the '80s least memorable duets! (hehe)
(School) I couldn't read the whole parody because of the whiteout on my screen, but then I discovered the scroll button. Well done.
(Decathlon) Whoah, dude ... you mean, like, White-Out isn't just for sniffin' anymore?
DECATHLON:- if only i could use it my unsightly blemishes (the misses)lol great parody 555
I seriously { } loved this parody!
(Decathlon - Event 2) White Out's for sniffin'? I hate the smell of that stuff! I'm lucky my teachers aren't as strict as yours are/were.
(decath2) I LOVE the hip-hip-hooray atmosphere of this, Jeff - that was inspired - more inspiring than that Mrs Seidel - what a narrow-minded dragon! - 555
(DEC2) Fun stuff, Jeff...and don't worry about Mrs Seidel. I had my boys take care of her; she won't be marking you down again. :-) 555
Decathlon...very funny stuff, Jeff...being as clumsy on paper as I am on my feet, white out has been a hero of mine for a long time...=)
Decathlon White Out? You mean Tip Ex? 5s anyways
Never could get the hang of white out, it was either too thin and you could see right through it or it was the dreaded blob. Fun story, this would make a fun video.
Not your best but for a parody that was written the year I was born I have to admit this one aged pretty well. I didn't even know they had white out back then. Wonder when they made that stuff?
White out have been around for a while, there's even rubber ones.
(Artistry) I prefer the white-out tape, much neater than the pure liquid crap. Doesn't make me wanna rip my nose off either. Pretty good stuff for a fairly old parody (that I completely forgot that I read before...huh), 555!
(Artistry) Somewhat limited subject and it really didn't stretch very far. I never really used white-out for anything so I guess maybe I just don't get this parody like others do. However, I love your stuff, Jeff. It's good having you around.
Artistry...since my previous comment, I've evolved into a paperless world where everything is electronic and I merely delete instead of whiting out. Still a freaking klutz on me feet though... ;) xo
A more critical assessment than my prior comment...this was pretty limited in scope, looking at it again. A verse from a secretary or dropping Mike Nesmith's mom (who invented the stuff) would have been fun to include here. (Matthias is as old as this parody? I feel old!)
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