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Song Parodies -> "Stayin Alive (in counter strike)"
Original Song Title:
"Stayin Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Stayin Alive (in counter strike)"
Parody Written by:
Braingoo
The Lyrics
(People always asking me how to keep from getting shot every 5 sec while playing counter strike here is my answer in song form.)
Well, you can tell by the way I use my glock
I'm a gamer man: no time to type to talk.
Music loud and noobies warned, I've been playing games
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Didn't I pown you the other day.
Now I just can't understand
Why when I play in your server I get banned
Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I try to hide,
and if I can't get either, I usualy die.
But if I jump like I got wings on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
that was you I powned the other day.
Now i just can't Understand
Why when I play on your server i get banned.
Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
Well, you can tell by the way I use my glock
I'm a gamer man: no time to type to talk.
Music loud and noobies warned, I've been playing games
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Didn't I pown you the other day.
Now I just can't understand
Why when I play in your server I get banned
Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
I'm a gamer man: no time to type to talk.
Music loud and noobies warned, I've been playing games
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Didn't I pown you the other day.
Now I just can't understand
Why when I play in your server I get banned
Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I try to hide,
and if I can't get either, I usualy die.
But if I jump like I got wings on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
that was you I powned the other day.
Now i just can't Understand
Why when I play on your server i get banned.
Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
Well, you can tell by the way I use my glock
I'm a gamer man: no time to type to talk.
Music loud and noobies warned, I've been playing games
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Didn't I pown you the other day.
Now I just can't understand
Why when I play in your server I get banned
Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
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Great parody of our song. But it was made in the 70s not the 80s. Year was 1977.
You got banned from playing on our servers because you kept fragging guys wielding M-249s with that Glock of yours, bub.
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