Bought myself some fast food at my local Taco Bell
Followed by a sundae from McDonalds; what the hell?
At the drive-thru window I look in my wallet
The lack of contents I see inside make my heart swell

Piss my cash away
Piss my cash away

As the drive-thru lady waits I dig through for my card
She wants me to promise not to take anything hard
She says, “Honey, I believe your card’s been declined.”
I begin to wonder if she is in her right mind… ‘cause I

Pissed my cash away

I asked for her supervisor; I just had to complain
Explained the whole situation; he said I was a pain
A pain without a brain
It is such a bane

Pissed my cash away
Pissed my cash away

I just drove away and made a pit stop to the bank
And then discovered my need to refill my gas tank
Managed to get some cash before calling Triple-A
Wonder how much more of my cash I will piss away

Piss my cash away
I may piss my cash away

(I may piss my cash away, oh no!
Piss my cash away)