Oh, oh, oh, oh -
It must of been cold there in my trousers,
To never have sunlight on your face.
You get erect when I drink wine, That's your way.
You always hang near my behind.

So I was the one in all my glory,
While you were the one with all the length.
A beautiful shape and so untamed, oh so long,
A kick in your sack will bring you pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
You're everything I need to go pee.
I could pee higher than a beagle,
For you are the thing between my knees.

I might have appeared to not have noticed,
But I've got a bladder full of beer
I want you to know I know it's true, of course I know it.
I expel nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I need to go pee.
I could pee higher than a beagle,
For you are the thing between my knees.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I need to go pee.
Oh, and I, I could pee higher than a beagle,
For you are the thing between my knees,
'Cause you are the thing between my knees.

Oh, the thing between my knees.
You, you, you, you are the thing between my knees.
Pee, pee, pee away. You let me pee so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the thing between my knees
Oh, you, you, you, the thing between my knees

Pee, pee, pee, high against the sky,
So high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the thing between my knees.