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Song Parodies -> "Lancing It Myself"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing With Myself"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Idol
Parody Song Title:
"Lancing It Myself"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
Just a few shorts weeks ago-o
Something strange had started to grow-o
Got a fluid collection
That needs a dissection
So I'm lancing it myself
When there's no doctor in sight
And I've waited half the night
Well I wait so long
For my alleviation
So I'm lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
Took a scalpel from the shelf
Well there's nothing to lose
When the thing starts to ooze
I'll be lancing it myself
So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself
So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself
Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
I had nothing to lose
And again I would choose
To lance it by myself
So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself
So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself
Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That sucker by myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance...
Ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself
So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself
Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
Something strange had started to grow-o
Got a fluid collection
That needs a dissection
So I'm lancing it myself
When there's no doctor in sight
And I've waited half the night
Well I wait so long
For my alleviation
So I'm lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
Took a scalpel from the shelf
Well there's nothing to lose
When the thing starts to ooze
I'll be lancing it myself
So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself
So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself
Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
I had nothing to lose
And again I would choose
To lance it by myself
So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself
So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself
Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That sucker by myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance...
Ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself
So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself
Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
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So Mr. Idol has a new job as a Pus Driver, eh? Good job! 5's
For you to use the word "fuss" in a song like this and NOT rhyme it with "pus" is, I'm sorry, just plain wrong. Still, not bad.
Definitely thought of "pus". Guess I should have gone for it.
Nice job, Jan.
Good job, Jan! All I could think of was...THE GERMS!
And now it's in a 'glass thing on the shelf?" :-)
"Ow ow ow ow" is classic.
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