Hey little sister look what you've done
Hey little sister now i'm telling mum
Hey little sister use your new bedpan
Hey little sister chose the bed you want
Hey little sister's got runs

It's a new bed don't start again
It's a new bed so no wet bedding
It's a new bed don't fart again

Hey little sister you're not too young
Hey little sister you're the only one
Lying awake for so long (so long)
Lying awake through your pong (your pong)
Laughing when you had got wrong

Not a nice way to start again (go on)
Got some nice spray so no wet bedding
Got a nice spray don't start again

(Pick that up)

Stink out our home, yeah

All the bedding stained in this home
There's no money gained in this home
Water isn't pure in this home
Bed wetting's for sure in this home
It smells like manure in this home
Farts again

Go on
It's a nice day to buy white bedding
Had some whites stained in parts again
It's a damn shame to start again
(continue til fade)