I can't drop the soap
In micro-g, nothing will fall
We're so far from home
On rockets we have flown
No girls, just guys alone
It's easy to believe
My crewmates Bill and Steve
Are really Jill and Eve

(Les gars dans l'espace) Guys in outer space
(parlez-vous francais) Nine months in this place
(omelette du fromage) Guys in outer space
This no-woman place, we're guys in outer space

I spent so much time
In training for this ride
My crewmates by my side
Now in this tin can
My docking with a man
Ain't in the mission plan

(Astronautes sont gay) Guys in outer space
(Rien de mal à cela) Thighs around my face
(Salope, s'il vous plaît) Zero-g embrace
Naked crewman chase, we're guys in outer space

When you go off duty, back in the ship
Into someone else's spacesuit, time to unzip
Steal away for a rendezvous in oh, the cargo module

Floating 'round your safety line
Turning slowly over, to align
Sinkin' it down, oh
I'm tied and trussed to a couple of hand grips
Bleeding where you used cargo straps as whips
I'm thinkin' of you, you're back there so
Gay affairs
Gay affairs
Gay affairs

So, with only guys
It's no wonder why
We improvise
And nobody knows
In mission control
And we won't disclose
What "reentry" implies
Is diff'rent to us guys

(Un orignal bit ma soeur) Guys in outer space
(Cette langue est gay) Girls we have replaced
(Je déteste français) And mission log erased
What happens in space, had better stay in space
What happens in space, will always stay in space