Last night the guys came over busting down my door
Last night with a keg of beer, and meat galore
Lit up the BBQ with Kingsford which everyone loves
Lighter fluid spraying, turned the heat up, UP!
Because

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All the steaks so tender, they cried- "more, more, more"
With a carnal yell they cried- "more, more, more"
So much meat they devoured, drank
With a carnal yell- "more, more, more"
Another run to the store!

Amidst the meat orgy, the dogs tails did wag
Salivating and hungry, they started to beg
Threw them some beef, the bloodiest meat, gave
It was a meat spree, come, let everyone eat
Because

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Not a place for a Vegan
No salads and raw veggies were eaten
I'm a carnivore and like my meat rare
Blood on the plate is pooling right there

T-Bone, NY, Filets too, great
None overdone in view
From Costco and Safeway
Meat brought by each dude

Couldn't quench the flame, more came
Ate like wolves all us dudes
Plus all the drinking, in waves
Just so, just so, just so many to feed
Because

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All so hungry
They wanted more
More, more, more, more, more.

Like a Viking meal
They wanted more
More, more, more, more.