Friday night I broke your potty
Saturday I said I'm sorry
Sunday came and I had to go again.
It wasnt that much fun
I offended everyone
And the air was not that crisp for a change

I got stranded in the bathroom all alone
I fulshed then washed my hands all alone
Even saw the water go down the drain
You told me not to dive
I made it back alive
So you said that only proves that I am weird

You may be right
I may be diesgusting
But it just may be a perv you''re looking for
Turn out the lights
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
You may be right

Remember how I found you there
All alonge in that electric wheel chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
So I said call your dad oh yea
Cuse you can enjoy the old man for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then its true
That it's all beacuse of you
And I wouldnt want you any other way

You maybe right
I may be perverted
But it just may be a lunatic you;re looking for
Turn out that light
Dont try to save yourself
You may be wrong for all I know
But I am ready for it all