Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled

Penny pincher, pension pay, pied piper, passion play
Perpetrator, pedal pusher, Pepsicola Pop
Patent pending, pretty picture, people power, pitterpatter
Patti Page, Porky Pig, players pick a prop
Purple Pez, pink paint, pocket pool, Portnoy's complaint
Pen pal, with pizza pie, and ptomaine poisoning
Playin' possum, Park Place, pony with a poor pace
Prim and proper, port-a-potty, Pinto's pistons ping

Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled

Publish, perish, penis pump, pep pills for portly plump
Panther pelt, Pepe Le Pew, pissin' in a pot
Paw paw, picnic pest, poo poo like all the rest
Press pix, pet peeve, picture with no plot
Pitch pipe, pea pod, poppy petal, puma prod
Porno parlour, pouty puss, ping-pong paddle plan
Pet pup, paltry pun, politicians pull a plum
Post-partum, piddle post, Pippin, Peter pan

Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled

Pistol Pete, pastry pie, Presidential polls reply
Pom pom, peer to peer, pendulum and pit
Party poop, pocket pick, poke pins make a prick
Puzzle piece, pecker pull, pimple go pop it
Popeye, Pip-eye, Pup-eye, Pep-eye, Peep-eye
Powder puff, pub pint, peddlin' like pros
Pocket picking perverts, perplexing all the experts
Should I stop now? What, no hands opposed?

Peter played with the PP's
Treated like a leper, cause he picked the pepper
Peter played with the PP's
Though he wasn't tickled, got his peppers pickled