-> "She's Always a Heathen"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always A Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"She's Always a Heathen"
The Lyrics
She can kill with her smile
she will wound with her cries
And she will break your skin
with her animal bites
And she never conceals
what is not meant to see
Her parents deny
but she's always a heathen to me
She would toss and scream
as loud as she could,
Then her parents walk in
and she acts like she's good
I tell her parents
and they disagree
I might quit this job
cause she's always a heathen to me
Oooooh, she pull your hair,
She gets what she wants,
andd she pouts all the time.
Oooooh, and she never takes naps,
but she never gets sleep,
she's an insomniac.
And she'll drive you nuts
til' your out of your mind
But when you are not around
she always acts fine
None of her sitters,
have srayed for a week
It's hard to believe
but she's always a heathen to me
break
Oooooh, she pull your hair,
She gets what she wants,
andd she pouts all the time.
Oooooh, and she never takes naps,
but she never gets sleep,
she's an insomniac.
I can hardly wait
til' her parents get home
Then I'll go to my house
and be all alone
If ther is a next time
I'll have higher fees
Her mom and her father are both naive
cause she's always a heathen to me
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